He's always thinking!

My husband is very innovative and always looking for ways to improve things that no one has thought of or tried before. Last night was a prime example. Just as he was falling asleep (okay, maybe he was already asleep) his inventive brain had a breakthrough.

Warren, sleepily: "I love Salty." (our stud)

Me: "O ya?"

Warren: "Ya. His colts are so cowy. The only way he would throw colts that are more cowy is if we bred him to a cow."

Me: "Sure enough."

< a few moments of silence >

Warren: "I think I'll get me a longhorn cow and breed Salty to it."

Me, giggling: "Okay, lover."